it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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