so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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