He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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