look no pants
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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