Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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