just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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