do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
is it fun? or sober?
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