i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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