Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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