what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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