STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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