We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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