I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
that's an acceptable place to lick
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We have started to decorate penises.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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