i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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