Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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