there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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