So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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