Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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