were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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