We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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