I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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