in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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