Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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