He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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