Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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