I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
