My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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