I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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