READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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