trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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