Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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