Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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