I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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