and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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