Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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