Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm too high and old for this...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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