I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I checked into jail on foursquare
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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