it was like his penis was on wheels.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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