Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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