everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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