You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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