love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just cropdusted the office
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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