consequently i now know what mace tastes like
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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