i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How external is "for external use only"?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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