Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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