i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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