people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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