he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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