If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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