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(518): View more from New York

Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(850): View more from Florida

how was your day?

(404): View more from Georgia

fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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(845): View more from New York

I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(248): View more from Michigan

The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again

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(585): View more from New York

You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night

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