let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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