The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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